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xlovetobeyoung:

Jared :)


belle-verte:

Leaky Faucets on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/18466105


shampoo bottles falling while youre in the shower more like

heyfunniest:

jollyjoseph:

iamtonysexual:

primsore:

And now we have come full circle.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

GOD HE LOOKS SO POLITE

  • “oh is this for me? really? are you sure?”
  • “well okay if you insist. i hope i’m not taking too big of bites i know some people think that’s not gentlemanly”
  • “oh this is really delicious, thank you so much i mean it”
  • “mmm let me just savor the taste for a bit, mmmm oh yes thanks again for that”
  • “yes that is very tasty. oh no you don’t have to give me anymore you’ve done so much already i couldn’t possibly accept so much kindness and generosity, you are an angel” 

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Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitate lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors

— Sheldon Cooper (via schmooodle)